★ Est. 2022 · Season 4
The Christmas Club Very exclusive. Very festive.
Four friends, matching pajamas, and one sacred mission: celebrate Christmas together, every single year. New faces can join as visitors, but only by anonymous vote.
The Board of Directors
Founding Members
C
Cheryl Porter
Chief Carol OfficerHits every high note on "O Holy Night". Nobody asked. Everybody cried.
A
Aleksandre Zazarashvili
Head Elf & FounderCame up with the whole idea. Still taking credit for it.
W
Wendy D Lewis
Minister of Festive FashionOwns more Christmas scarves than days in December.
G
Guido Torelli
Royal Eggnog TasterQuality control is a serious job and he takes it very seriously.
Legally binding (sort of)
The Official Rules
Club Charter
Ratified by all four founders
- Matching pajamas. Everyone wears them. No exceptions.
- Christmas brunch. We start the celebration with brunch together.
- Food from different cultures. We taste dishes from each other's traditions.
- Scary movie nights. Christmas spirit, plus a little terror.
- Christmas song karaoke. Everybody sings. Yes, everybody.
- New people need a vote. Anyone who wants to join can be approved as a visitor by anonymous vote.
- Founders decide. Any club decision goes to a vote of the founding members, and the vote is final.
Signed: C.P. · A.Z. · W.D.L. · G.T.
Official
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Founders only · Voting is open
The Voting Booth 🗳️
A new visitor application is waiting for your anonymous vote.
Enter the Voting BoothHall of Christmases
The Memories
Matching Pajamas
The Stripes
Bloody Christmas
Coming Soon
Christmas 2026
Until Season 4 premieres
Countdown to Christmas
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Evidence